Basically these are my old tweets and Facebook status updates.
How cheap! No?
Anyway, here we go :-
"I met a bi**h (Bitch).."
"I hate explaining Jokes.. The only place where I try is an Examination Hall!"
"Semester exams are as bad as Unwillingly Getting Married with ugly ladies twice every year!!"
"While Working Breaks are my favorite part, especially the Never Ending ones!"
"I love Mom-Made food made at Home by my Mom. I love my Mom! The day I Become Something I'll treat her also with Mom-Made food!!"
"Attitude adjustment = A Punishment..Still I try to stay Decent.. But If you lie = I say Good Bye..And then its only you who Cry!!"
"Thinking of getting a Girl Friend with unwillingness of flow less Spending is like Planning to climb Everest Without Oxygen Cylinder!!"
"Don't always take 'Killer Smile' as a Compliment. Sometimes I mean it Literally for the people Who don't Brush their teeth daily. But It makes me sad to see Them not getting the Point & Gladly Discussing it on FB with their Boyfriends!!"
"They were about to get born, God came & Demanded Extra Funding. Their parents refused & soon We all got to know "Mind Comes as a premium now a days!!"
"Very soon they are gonna claim that All My status messages & Comments are fixed otherwise How can someone Insult you so hard without planning & preparations!!"
"People hate me & I'm OK with it. But please don't hate Me just because I've been rewarded with (way) better humor than yours! I swear I didn't Fix this like my status updates. Trust me It's gifted!"
"Rumors of Me being rude to Girls are completely baseless.... I'm nice to every SINGLE Girl!"
"Since they both removed me from their profiles on FB My friend List named A**holes has become empty!!"
"I Thank you Lord For giving me some little thing known as Mind.! I'm sorry It remains unused Just because Its Nasty!"
" I always know what's Wrong and what's Right for Me Except for those three times a days When My Senses go to Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner! And some days they like to Go have Coffee also!"
"If Success is all about Making Contacts and More than just Shaking Hands, I'm sure few of my fellow ladies are gonna do great!"
"The love birds who think of social networking sites as some 'Buddha Garden' lemme tell you, No its Not.. Go get a Room or else a Diary.."
"Come on - look at this world. It's Huge. I'm sure you can find better things to update your status than some creepy stolen Love quotes!"
"One good thing about being dumb is that you never realise how funny this life is!
Thank you god, you didn't make me Dumb but then you also said "lets make it Fair.. Make his life Funny."
"With this life God sent me here with a purpose & expectations. He had no idea that I'll show my middle finger to everyone expecting from Me!"
"People celebrating different occasions tagging Me in random photographs, thank you. just wanted you to know that the World Naked Day is around the corner."
